Dzeko means: He was a Dzekonian gold miner, and he fled Dzekonia after his friend Sodium The Potatoes fought a wild Axe-wielding maniac. He was then thanked by Frivolousaslan, the high priest from Finlandia. The Rebelsin was an unknown Rebel who tried to repopulate Besiktasonium’s population. He was the only survivor and was enabled to do so by Dzekonians gold stash. It all came to an end happily after Galatasaray won the Champions League and finished 1st overall in the league. Fener, on the other hand, were demoted because Azize Yildirim, their sugar daddy was sentenced to prison for selling his shoes with nuclear-encrusted soles to terrorists. (in Community Dictionary, added by Joaquín Pastor)