dickometer means: Attachable device to the vagina that measures the amount of dick the vagina produces. This measurement is expressed in dm Dicks per hour. This device is very versatile and can be used to accomplish many things, such as: a. This helps you keep track of your true size as a slut. B. Gurls may have “dick offs” competition, where an impartial judge will decide. c. Janet claims that she is an incredibly fat woman and gets lots of D. (in Community Dictionary, added by Pierre Myers)

What else does dickometer mean?

  • An individual temperature gauge. Each male should have one. (in Community Dictionary, added by Valentin Conrad)