Cumbernauld Sausage means: Cumbernauld Sausage looks like Cumberland Sausage but is made by a homeless scumbag who lives on the streets. The sausage is filthy and looks like it was dumped in the Cumbernauld Town Centre. It is popular with the homeless in this area but hated by all other towns. (in Community Dictionary, added by Darryl Stein)

What else does Cumbernauld Sausage mean?

  • It is very similar to a cumberland sausage but in its shape. This is made by placing a used tampon in beef-gravy, and forcing it into a condom that’s often also used. It is tied at the end and tastes just like any other sausage. It is very popular among the Glasgow diaspora in Cumbernauld, Airdrie, and Coatbridge. It does not export well. Vegetarians can use it. (in Community Dictionary, added by Hadassah Charles)