Crying Wank means: 1To weep while engaging in self-abuse. 2To masturbate with a single tear in your eye while listening to your mate rin’ up some birds upstairs. (in Community Dictionary, added by Canoodle)

What else does Crying Wank mean?

  • Masturbation is the act of engaging with masturbation and crying about the death of a partner. This is usually done after or during a breakup or rejection. Crying wanks are used to express sadness and to cry. Robbie Williams: This is always performed with Robbie Williams’s “Angels” and “She’s the One” sounds. (in Community Dictionary, added by Winston Braun)