crottled greeps means: An expression used in science fiction fandom to refer to a foodtuff that derives its name from one “crottles,” an indication of a person falling forwards in cartoons, and two “grippes” influenza, as it is spelled in English and pronounced in French. Crottled greeps can be described as food equivalent to blog. Many fans claim to have their own ideas about the real recipe, even though it is explicitly stated in the Geneva Convention that the crime against humanity is the transmitting of true recipes by any method. (in Community Dictionary, added by Zoie Acevedo)