Cowism means: Parody religion. The prophet Bob Cretcham discovered that the Holy Cows, and Flying Cows existed. This religion or “cult” is a parody of religion. All cows are protected by the Holy Cows, who are Earth’s creators. Believers will reincarnate to Cow Heaven as flying cows. Nine commandments are required of believers. These include saying a prayer once every two seconds, and offering a gift to the Holy Cow. A video based on Cowism was published online, titled ‘COWISM – AMAZING NEW CULT SOLVES ALL’. (in Community Dictionary, added by Kirsten Mcintosh)