Burlap Sack Condom means: If you want to bang on a sexy slut but can’t find one. You run up the steps to your living room, asking Grandma to make you protection. You don’t even know what you are talking about so she runs out to get you some protection. Grab a pair of scissors, cut a piece in the shape of a funnel and run back to the basement. The slut was already there waiting for you. Wrap the Burlap Sack around your Johnson, and then move towards her. Your entire family is awakened when she freaks out. You’ll be moving in to your new apartment the next weekend and will need to find a job. (in Community Dictionary, added by Andres Downs)