Blumpkin Pie means: 1. To have oral sex with a woman while she’s defacating. 2. To accidentally reveal information about yourself that could be catastrophic for your standing in the social circles you belong to; (in Community Dictionary, added by Kaylyn Tapia)

What else does Blumpkin Pie mean?

  • In a reverse of normal behavior, a man will eat out a woman as she takes a fat dump. (in Community Dictionary, added by Boston Blake)
  • A Menage a three is the act of giving a Menage to a woman while she dresses as an Indian Squaw or Pilgrim. The one guy is receiving a bluempkin while the other man is giving the lady a cream pie. (in Community Dictionary, added by Kaylie Ho)
  • This is a continuation of the blumpkin where the normal blumpkin follows the woman eating the feces. The blumpkin’s feces. (in Community Dictionary, added by Elisabeth Cervantes)
  • A blumpkin is the act of having oral sex with a receptor while they are defecating. This is also known as the “blumpkin pie” because of the amount of feces that results. (in Community Dictionary, added by Kira Lucero)
  • Blumpkin Pie can be made by any man, regardless of his cooking ability. You spit in a pie pan while you are receiving fellatio. You then add the cum to the top of your poo poo while you cumming. You then force-feed the remainder of the meal to the little girl by stuffing her face in the pie. You can be sure that this will be a memorable meal for her and she’ll talk about it for many years. (in Community Dictionary, added by Esperanza Gilmore)