blows dick for skittles means: If something is really bad. (in Community Dictionary, added by Amadeo Gil)
What else does blows dick for skittles mean?
- If a situation is extremely dire, it’s better to take advantage of a sick person for nothing more than candy children. Alternativly, one could give a Beejer to a beej and chase it with Skittles. (in Community Dictionary, added by Samara Elliott)