blarp means: When sticky spit clogs your throat and you attempt to speak, you hear it. (in Community Dictionary, added by Milagros King)

What else does blarp mean?

  • If one is shit on, it’s usually in the context “owned” and “pwned”. blarp, blarped, blarping, etc. (in Community Dictionary, added by Valeriano Sánchez)
  • You can fart in the rear of an expensive automobile with leather like a Cadillac. (in Community Dictionary, added by Fishwife)
  • There is a big difference between soysauce and sauce yet to be soyed. (in Community Dictionary, added by Eugenia Vicente)
  • An old friend used to say this during silence. A little creature in “Lost in Space”, a movie, makes the noise. (in Community Dictionary, added by Alberto Hammond)
  • Blarp refers to the act of wasting in a tub. (in Community Dictionary, added by Josiah Terrell)
  • Onomatopoeia 1. The sound that a person who is fat makes when they are fat. 2. Having a blarpy, blarpish or other blarpy quality. 3. In a condition in which fat rolls accumulate mid-waist and normal activity results in labored breathing. 4. The dramatic straining and settling that happens when someone with an abnormally large body moves from a sitting to a standing position. (in Community Dictionary, added by Madison Anthony)