begouch means: One douchebag that thinks he is the best and spends his days trying to find girls outside his league. The fucktard is likely to have some connection with a small-town hockey team in Canada, either as a member of the team or as a groupie. This fucktard will ignore all the messages and inboxes from perfectly good, normal girls, drink, and then wake up in ditches. He usually has a small, freakishly tiny pocket rocket. (in Community Dictionary, added by Ramón Cortés)