batoose means: Batoose can be described as a gaylord, a pooppipe pumper or an fudge nudger. A batoose is usually found looking for cottagers in male public toilets. You can also find batooses in abundance in Oceana bristol. You can often spot batooses at wall-to-wall sausage festivals. They wear flip flops to the pub, which is a sign that they are looking for other batooses. A batoose drives a classic car, and often takes it to exclusive events or clubs for men where they can exchange tips about anal ravashing. (in Community Dictionary, added by Noel Goodman)