ASSPAT means: 1. Noun: A person who is involved in the praise, recommendation, and/or incessant over-dramatization of comments to help promote an individual’s work or their own personality. 2. Noun: ACRONYM, American Society of Sycophants and Puppets or Total Shills A.S.S.P.A.T.S. 3.Verb. The act or asspat-ing. (in Community Dictionary, added by Cándida Ramos)