Assistant means: This hand is used to masturbation. It often holds a towel or tissue. (in Community Dictionary, added by Adón Méndez)

What else does Assistant mean?

  • A modern day slave. One who performs all the dirty work of their boss. Received orders are simply smiled and said “Yes sir”, “Yes ma’m” and “I’ll get it started right away.” But, really, you’d like to tell me “you want me do what,” or “are you freakin kidding me?” and then “Why the hell can’t you do this yourself?” If you turn in work, say that it was my pleasure and let me know if I can help you. But really would love to tell you “here’s what you want,” “next time you get it,” and “if possible …”.. (in Community Dictionary, added by Consuelo Peña)
  • A person who assists others; a supporter. (in AZ Dictionary)
  • Subordinate; holding an auxiliary position. (in AZ Dictionary)