assectomy means: If one’s ans is surgically or procedurally removed. It hurts like fuck. (in Community Dictionary, added by Gage Barajas)

What else does assectomy mean?

  • Assectomy is the process by which an asshole can be removed from an employer, institution or other personal relationships because they are an asshole. Some people survive assectomy through joining AA Assholes Anonymous, and then participating in a 12 step program to improve their lives. Some people continue their assholiness by moving on to another employer, institution or relationship. (in Community Dictionary, added by Cristian Ruiz)