alabama egg roll means: Masturbation is when you are bored at the toilet or elsewhere. This technique involves putting shit on some toilet paper/paper towel, wrapping it around and making the appearance of an egg roll. Then insert your penis in the warm and fragrant lubricating sensation to fuck the shit as a fleshlight. This technique is named after an alabama hot pockets and its appearance resembling an eggs roll. (in Community Dictionary, added by Kathleen Jacobs)
