absurd wazzbag means: A bizarre wazzbag, also known as the “ultimate douchetrad”, is the most deranged and psychotic of all the sexy-haired creatures. Their personality is very bizarre and illogical. They should be admitted to a mental institution. Although they do not deserve it, they are desperate for love. They prefer to put their urine in ziplock bags, so that they can feed the geese. They attach themselves to anyone they perceive as deserving of torture very quickly, and they feast on their souls for the rest their lives. Suki and riya. (in Community Dictionary, added by Odin Valenzuela)