a monkey fucking a football means: 1. A person who doesn’t pay attention to the world around them. 2. A person who lacks logic and common sense. (in Community Dictionary, added by Madalynn Bell)

What else does a monkey fucking a football mean?

  • This saying came to me on construction sites, where it was repeated quite often. It basically means to fuck something up. It means trying to accomplish something that requires a bit of coordination, skill or experience. Imagine a monkey excitedly trying to grab a football in order to hump it. (in Community Dictionary, added by Gema Soto)